Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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