Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
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Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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