I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Houston, we have a squirter
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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