He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
he told me I talked like a deaf person
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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