the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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I need you to use more vowels.
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After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
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so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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