Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Do you remember whose house we're in?
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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