Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
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Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
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Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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