I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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