before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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