Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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