Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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