Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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