So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Drake has all the answers
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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