you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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