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yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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