i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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