fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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