you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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