Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
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Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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