Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
my sisters under your porch take her home
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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