i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
only you would photoshop your dick
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
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remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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