I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
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Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
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so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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