Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
Randomize
