And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
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