normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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