I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
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At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
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Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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