the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I want to be your penis for a week.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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