Sry I called you an 8
There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
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