I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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