got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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