Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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