He disabled his match.com account in front of me
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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