Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
A bitchslap is in order.
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