They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
This is my gift to your gina
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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