For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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