where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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