My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
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at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
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Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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