i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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