I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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