Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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