Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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