those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
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Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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