why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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