id be glad to
can u get pink eye on your cock?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
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He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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