She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
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Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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