She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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