I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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