I wish I could punch you in the face.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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