Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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