Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
BRING THE BAGELS
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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