i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
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Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
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