its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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