you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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